Welcome to AlphaCrate!

Real men like trucks. Real men like comic books. Real men shed a tear when they receive their Viral Mystery Box and scream 'HELL YEAH' at monster truck rallies

We are not here to sell you 'scented' candles or 'oat milk' face scrubs.

We're here to stuff boxes full of chaotic joy, novelty accessories, collectibles, gadgets, hero gear, and loads of other high-octane nonsense your inner 8-year-old still dreams about.

🔥 No fluff. Just fire.

🎁 Mystery boxes for men who love mayhem.

💪🏼 Unbox Testosterone.

The HELL YEAH Mystery Box

High-value mystery box packed with collectibles, gear, and rare finds for ALL ages. Funko Pops, Comic Books, LEGO, Plushies, Novelty gifts & more.

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Once you have placed your order, we will begin packing and preparing your order on camera. If you do not want your order packed and would like to keep it contained as a complete mystery, please add it in the notes when you check out or send us an email and we can do that for you!